there’s a few super revealing things about people, and I think what album they convince you to listen to when they’re blackout drunk is my favorite
get kicked in yer teeth
stand back up
this is not figurative
the best thing about Avril Lavign’s Hello Kitty is the thought of Chad Kroeger listening to it for the first time and trying to reassure her it’s a good song
I don’t even think I’ve changed in the past four years. I just smell a little different.
treat your responsibilities like you treat your teeth, take care of them every now and then
a music store that only sells kazoos
a song about gay sex in the morning
the early bird gets the worm
if yr not a feminist stop following me and fuck off
I might be a shitty poet, but fuck, it’s paying for half of my college tuition.
Why is the default reaction to asking someone not to touch you “why?” rather than just not touching you.
I will use any chance I get to talk to you about the Canterbury Tales
I will not be satisfied until Im fluent in at least four languages.
if I ever see you mock someone for wearing a hijab I will use my ulock for its intended purpose: as a weapon
|white boy voice:||no, you just haven't heard rap that's not mainstream, that's why you don't like it|